This photograph I took at a house party last night brought a question to my attention. Why do we like to kill (finish) our drinks (beer/mixed beverage/etc) right before we urinate? So we have 2 free hands for navigating our bile in to the porcelain quarry down below? So we can drunk text while we release that redbull from earlier in the evening? So we can plant our face in our hands and wonder why you drank so much? So we can use both limbs to hold your alcohol infused body up without falling into that disgusting floor yelling for "insert best friend here" to come pick your ass up and get you into a bed or something that resembles one. I guess any of those answers will suffice, thats all for today.

Listening to: Bruce Springsteen